Get the most out of your domestic cat with this helpful and handy Cuddle Unit 5™ operating instruction manual.
The Cat Operator’s Manual is a fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with assembly, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™’s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet. We recommend that you read these operating instructions thoroughly to quickly become acquainted with your Cuddle Unit 5™ and enjoy all of its features.
In these pages, you’ll find many useful tips and information concerning your safety, how to care for your Cuddle Unit 5™, and how to maintain Cuddle Unit 5™’s interest in you, including:
Decipher your Cuddle Unit 5™’s Mood Mode Indicator.
Understand when your unit is in Eco Mode and when it’s time for Solar Charging.
Learn more about how Turbo Mode is activated.
Read up on how your Cuddle Unit 5™ will interface with robotic vacuum cleaners and recreational catnip.With tongue-in-cheek advice and spot-on illustrations that feel just like browsing a real user manual, this book gets two opposable thumbs up. We hope you enjoy your Cuddle Unit 5™ and wish you safe and pleasant petting.
Thank you for choosing Cuddle Unit 5™—we value your trust in us.
Review
If you’ve just gotten your first Cuddle Unit, you want to know how to properly operate and take care of it. This handy book (with illustrations!) will get you off to a great start. It’s packed with information about what to do and, sometimes most importantly, what not to do.
Before diving into the nitty gritty, there are hazard warnings given for things you need to be aware of – do not dry-clean, hand wash only, dry flat, etc. Your Cuddle Unit is especially prone to being a Trip Hazard. Diagrams show the two judgement emitters, scritch zone, left and right slashers, as well as, among other things, the left and right launch assembly/eviscerators.
Cuddle Units are solar charged so be sure that your Cuddle Unit has plenty of opportunities to sleep in the sun on soft material. Cashmere blankets or just dried laundry is preferred. Understand that even the smallest amount of the bowl showing through the kibble means, to your Cuddle Unit, that The Bowl Is Empty. Toe beans, though natural works of art, are not to be touched without the Cuddle Unit’s permission and even then watch out.
Closed doors are an offense and will result in paws stuck under them and loud yowling. From now on, bed making will be a collaborative exercise. To you, your laptop may be an expensive tool for work or watching cat videos on the internet (though why you’d need to do this now that you have your own Cuddle Unit is a mystery) but to your Cuddle Unit, it’s a mobile heating pad.
Being a servant to a Cuddle Unit is not all fun and play. Make sure you groom yours, take it to the vet, and ensure that the environment is free from anything that could poison your Cuddle Unit. If you follow these guidelines, you will hopefully have years of enjoyment with your Cuddle Unit – though always be aware that a fearful hunter lurks beneath that fuzzy exterior. B
~Jayne
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Jayne
Another long time reader who read romance novels in her teens, then took a long break before started back again about 25 years ago. She enjoys historical romance/fiction best, likes contemporaries, action- adventure and mysteries, will read suspense if there’s no TSTL characters and is currently reading more fantasy and SciFi.
